Unlimitedapps I met a girl on friday at Enugu motor park, after a little conversation with her, I wanted to
leave and decided to collect her phone number. After she give me the number, I said to her;

Me: Sorry, I didn't catch your name.
She: Ok am Dike Sandra Thelma Vera. Feel free to call me (DSTV) in short form and you ?
Me: (I no fit carry last) well am Godwin Obinna Tochukwu Victor, you can call me (GOTV)
#Lol... If its you wat wil your fake name
be ???
Felicia Ukamaka Eloka Linda but my
friends call me (FUEL) Oya Drop Your Own Fake Names !!!