Unlimitedapps A POLIC£ OFFIC£R caught a drunk MAN having sex with a dead woman. POLIC£:Hey,how can u rape a dead person ? Are u mad ?
MAN :No constable am not mad,we both had an agreement.
POLIC£:What agreement ?
Man:Two (2) years back I asked this woman to have sex with me and she said "OV£R MY D£AD BODY" So I am having sex over her dead body.